happyhorseshoe303:

rudeandspookydoctor:

There were a group of kids playing outside the dining hall dressed up in superhero costumes and running around. Iron Man was a little girl who kept trying to grab Captain America. The boy playing Cap screamed out “STOP TRYING TO KISS ME IRON MAN!”

WAT

on-my-toes-for-you:

i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

manwithoutanyfears:

Matt chuckled and tried to hail a taxi. “Why do they never stop for me….” He thought aloud.

“Honey, let me handle this.” Natasha whistled through her teeth loudly, making a taxi stopped instantly. “Mr. Murdock…”

Once Upon Another Time |Semi-Open|

sherlytheconsultingavenger:

“I do not see why I should?” He shrugged, taking a drag as he nodded at the girl. “Sherlock Holmes. I am guessing you do not actually know who I am?”

“Because that’s what you humans do.” Replied, her expression was stiff. “They gave me a name. John Watson. Do you know him?”

[+] narcissistanthonystark

narcissistanthonystark:

the-widow-bites:

Fine, do you want it? You’ll have it.

After you use my suit, give it back, intact. I know you want to wear it

Hm..you know what ? I’d better give up already. I’ve used my charm and yet, it didn’t work. Besides, you could ask capsicle instead. I’m sure he’d be glad to wear a dress in addition to his spandex. And don’t forget the heels. He won’t ask for anything in return.

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Oh, did I disappoint you? Sorry, that was not my intention. By the way, I asked Steve, but the dress was too tight. You know, he has a big chest.

//OMG, SO CUTEEE